I have the superhero gift of invisibility. I must be invisib... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I have the superhero gift of invisibility. I must be invisible, because the woman I love doesn’t see me. I might as well be into Helen Keller."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She doesn’t want me to leave, and she doesn’t want me to stay. That’s a double helping of Doesn’t Want Me, and one big I’m Not Hungry back at her."
"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"
"I don't own the sunset, but I have a free yearly membership to stream whenever it's on, and this is a life perk that makes me wealthy."
"My shadow follows me during the day, and then surrounds me at night as it clones itself into complete darkness. Now that’s self-love."