"I have two hands, so when I’m networking and I meet two new people, is it OK to shake both their hands at once? Or would it be more appropriate to organize a group hug?"
"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."
"If I were a Wild West cowboy, I wouldn’t ride a horse—I’d ride a wheelchair. More romantic."
"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."
"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."