More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"The sky itches and that’s why I tickled it with the feather of a bird. Do you realize it’s been 14 days since two weeks ago? Boy, time flies."
"My reality is it’s nighttime. The truth is I’m just blindfolded. How many people live like me, in self-deluded darkness?"
"The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity."
"Wherever there’s a gathering of people, there is networking going on. My favorite place to network is the cemetery."