To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Selling something only to steal it back to sell again is not only dishonest, but highly profitable."

"I leave my door locked and unlocked. You know, for stopportunities. As a lover, I’ve been known—and unknown—to be like Zeno."

"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."

"Nostalgia is being blind to the bad and only remembering the good. Thinking about all the love I had for her is a positively Helen-Kelleresque experience."

"To be angry is easy, but to forgive is hard. That's why to love is easy, and to love is hard. I try to be so hard that I'm soft, like a liquid rock, fluid and forgiving, but unmovable in my resolve."