The other day I woke up to find my girlfriend already gone f... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The other day I woke up to find my girlfriend already gone from the house, and a sticky note on the fridge that said, "I love you.""Oh my God,"I thought. "Somebody's obsessed with me, and they kidnapped my girlfriend just to get closer to me."

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