I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out o... - Ellen DeGeneres
"I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out of their situations a little bit and make them happier. That's really why I do what I do."
"I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out of their situations a little bit and make them happier. That's really why I do what I do."
"Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log."
"I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that."
"You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled."
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is."
"I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that."