Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your so... - Ellen DeGeneres

"I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out of their situations a little bit and make them happier. That's really why I do what I do."

"You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled."

"Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot."

"If we're destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that stuff, there's got to be a very powerful energy to fight that. I think we need more love in the world. We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that."

"I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that."