Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse w... - Ellen DeGeneres

"Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot."

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