More quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

"One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine."
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is."
"I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that."
"I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out of their situations a little bit and make them happier. That's really why I do what I do."
"Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you should be alive to see it."