More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Every guy says he's not like every guy, thus proving he is like every guy. Show me a guy who's different, and I'll tell you to stop pointing at me."
"Instead of a vow of silence, I took a vow of invisibility. At that time you were looking for someone to love, and that’s why you couldn’t see me."
"The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity."
"The strands of DNA are like strings, and it’s as if I am a walking guitar, a musical being whose vibration can be heard as love."
"I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The author must have learned from the potato chip industry."