More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I just bought a bag of potato-chip-flavored air. I also bought a bed, but sleep wasn’t included. Thank God a cup of coffee is full of wakefulness."
"I am an orange construction cone, and I say to you, “Caution.” This is my advice for love—and for driving while blindfolded, which is safer than love."
"Myth, mist, and mystery all add to the illusion of love. If you need me I’ll be by the fog machine wearing a tunic and writing an epic poem in Greek."
"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."
"She moves through my memory the way the gentle river waves turn the setting sun's rays into a nostalgic light show."