More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I keep water in my pockets, as portable fish tanks. My love letters often get soggy with sentimentality."
"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"Love with all your heart. And the rest of your body. Oh, and your mind, too."
"Are all caps really necessary? No need to shout at me. My hearing is perfect when the words arrive in my mind through my eyes."