As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker wou... - P.G. Wodehouse

"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose."

"He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom."

"He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more."

"There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine."

"In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness."