As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker wou... - P.G. Wodehouse
"As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight."
"As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight."
"In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness."
"There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine."
"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose."
"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose."
"One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember, in one of his works, which for the time being has slipped my mind, which hits off admirably this age-old situation."