More quotes by P.G. Wodehouse

"In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness."
"There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine."
"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose."
"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose."
"One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember, in one of his works, which for the time being has slipped my mind, which hits off admirably this age-old situation."