More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now."
"I drank her essence, and it’s like she never existed and now I’m thirsty again. Let this be a lesson in love."
"Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me."
"My cabinet was made by hand. My applause is also made by hand, and I stood there clapping the whole time the carpenter was making my cabinet."
"You don’t need batteries for an introduction. Buy my Networking in a Box today and see for yourself. (Handshakes sold separately.)"