"They call alcohol spirits, because it’s the spirit turned liquid. Would you drink my soul if you knew I’d use it to get inside of you? After all, most men buy women alcohol so they can get inside them too."
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."
"To get people to notice you, you must be unique. If I were invisible, everybody would see me for who I am as a person."
"A flowing flurry of flowers fell to the floor when I fell in love, as if my heart were a garden that gushed forth and flooded her being with the fragrance of romance."
"There exists a big circus tent, and the right entrance is named The Republicans, and the left entrance is called The Democrats. People argue over which is the correct path, not realizing everyone inside is a clown."
"I have liquid lips, and my kisses are smooth as wine. Why pour you a glass when you can drink from the bottle?"