More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Networking is like fishing. Just give some beer and a boat and I’ll be in business."
"She said love her or be tortured by her. I replied, "Torture would be less painful."She didn't realize that I'm a true romantic."
"It was a cold night, so I got a fire going. I lit a scented candle."
"I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects."
"The naked truth is anything but naked. But it will be soon enough, if I keep giving it alcohol."