My vacation wasn’t long enough—and neither was my penis. Two... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My vacation wasn’t long enough—and neither was my penis. Two weeks is just too short to satisfy one woman all night long."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving a gift which you did not have to pay for."
"As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author."
"A Dragon Rose is a flying flower that breathes fire. A relationship isn’t truly a romance if there isn’t a tiny element of danger involved."
"I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the inside. That’s how love works. At first you want in, and then you want out."