My vacation wasn’t long enough—and neither was my penis. Two... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My vacation wasn’t long enough—and neither was my penis. Two weeks is just too short to satisfy one woman all night long."
"My vacation wasn’t long enough—and neither was my penis. Two weeks is just too short to satisfy one woman all night long."
"What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two."
"Do you want some fresh tomato soup to go? I’ll put it in a mesh strainer. Oh, if only love were as easy to contain as soup in a strainer."
"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."
"You are allowed to think whatever you want at Emory, so long as it is approved by administrators. They are watching."
"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."