My vacation wasn’t long enough—and neither was my penis. Two... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My vacation wasn’t long enough—and neither was my penis. Two weeks is just too short to satisfy one woman all night long."
"My vacation wasn’t long enough—and neither was my penis. Two weeks is just too short to satisfy one woman all night long."
"I’m an only child, and therefore I gave birth to my parents, because if it weren’t for me, they wouldn’t even be parents."
"I’ve spent a lifetime learning to love—the lifetime of a chameleon. But hey, I’ve learned a lot in the last year, though you couldn’t tell because I camouflage my feelings."
"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"
"If you own the most profitable manure distribution warehouse in the world, you might not like the smell of success."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."