More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go."
"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."
"A gumble bee is half gum ball, half bumble bee, and it’s so chewy it stings. Makes me want to be a better lover and tractor salesman."