I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at leas... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."
"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."
"Vodka in the shape of a human body would be an excellent dancing partner. I'm a bring my own chaser kind of lover."
"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."
"Instead of a vow of silence, I took a vow of invisibility. At that time you were looking for someone to love, and that’s why you couldn’t see me."
"Love isn’t in a hurry like a flurry of flowery words on paper. It’s lush and slow to grow its aroma in the garden of time."
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."