More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Vodka in the shape of a human body would be an excellent dancing partner. I'm a bring my own chaser kind of lover."
"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."
"Instead of a vow of silence, I took a vow of invisibility. At that time you were looking for someone to love, and that’s why you couldn’t see me."
"Love isn’t in a hurry like a flurry of flowery words on paper. It’s lush and slow to grow its aroma in the garden of time."
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."