I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at leas... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."
"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."
"I deal in the ideal idea. Buy, sell, or trade, I am offering the best prices on Love."
"Once you finish having sex, what is there to do but start over?"
"My heart is locked away in a cage surrounded by ribs. That’s to protect it, and to keep the world safe. It’s currently serving a life sentence."
"My heart only grows more powerful the more my flowing love goes unabsorbed, unobserved, and unappreciated."
"I know the X’s and O’s of football. I just don’t know the other 24 letters. And as a writer, this bothers me."