More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
"Love is a boomerang dripped in honey, in that it emanates from me just as surely as it will return to me. Still, I think I’d much rather wash my hands and be done with it."
"Be memorable. Say something unforgettable. Be silent."
"Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone."