I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at leas... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."
"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."
"Some people grow vegetables by day, but I grow shadows by night. Right now my only customer is the US government, but the profit is unbelievable."
"I’ll cut jewels in the shape of crumpled-up pieces of paper. Her wedding ring may look like my 33rd attempt at my marriage vows."
"I asked if she wanted kids. She said her clock is ticking. I said, That’s because I set it five minutes ahead when you weren’t looking."
"Instead of reciting her an original love poem using words, I think I’ll use my tongue to more creatively explore the deepest parts of her."
"Losing your mind is preferable to losing your woman, because if you lose your woman you will also lose your mind, and then you’re left with nothing."