I was just shy of reaching my goal. My goal was to be more e... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I was just shy of reaching my goal. My goal was to be more extroverted, so being just shy meant I completely failed."
"I was just shy of reaching my goal. My goal was to be more extroverted, so being just shy meant I completely failed."
"I have a tongue like a rose petal, and when I say I love you, it has the fragrance of truth. My words are my garden, and I’m planting our future."
"Love is a process, either growing or shrinking, but never stagnant. My love for you was David, and now it is Goliath. Also, my love for you was Goliath, and now it is David."
"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."
"When I die, remember to remove my body from the cooler before you start making the hunch punch. But by all means, do get drunk on my memory."
"I should combine a car bumper with a belt, for a fashion accessory that’s safe for office romances. Powdered love poetry sold separately."