More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I pet horses and ride cats, because I’m a cowman. I’m too mature to be a cowboy."
"I once tried to light a joint with a fire ant, but what did I know? I was high on glue and in the third grade, just like grandpa."
"I'm about to get my grind on. My coffee grind. Like a true hustler."
"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."
"Relationships are like water. If you grab tight, clamping and clenching to gain control, you’ll lose it all. Instead, cup your hand gently, so she feels free to drink until her thirst is quenched."