More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."
"I want to create a 3-4 deal—buy three for the price of four. Offer valid for any product but love, which is one for the price of two only."
"Do you know how much laughter is in a single bag of chips? Enough to feed a seriously starved midget for a week. Now with 33.3% reduced fat!"
"My feet are dense with dance. I move like I’m wearing concrete boots and I’m trying to tread water. If the music is salsa, I may start gargling."
"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."