More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"You can’t win in love. But if you could, I’d be the clear victor. Vodka is also clear, and I must be drunk."
"I saw someone who so closely resembled you that my heart started beating like a hummingbird's wings, and my mind flew back to where we were when we were we’re."
"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."
"I make friends as easily as water freezes in an active volcano. Remember: handshakes feel more natural if you leave your rubber gloves at home. Unless you enjoy networking in public restrooms."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."