More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"Some people try to change the world one life at a time. Others try to change the world one death at a time. And I try to change the world one bucket full of dirt at a time."
"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
"I once tried to light a joint with a fire ant, but what did I know? I was high on glue and in the third grade, just like grandpa."
"You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale."