More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My mother-in-law got so angry at me she vowed she’d never speak to me again, and I smiled and gave thanks for the little miracle God worked in my life."
"I said I made a special trip to get her favorite item, because it sounded more romantic than admitting I randomly had it already. Now that’s love."
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."
"I used to sell hellos by the wave until I found out Dark Jar Tin Zoo was reselling them on eBay as goodbyes. Now I’m a yawn distributor."