I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
"When I dance, I’m so fluid you could drink my moves. And if you sip it with your morning coffee, you’ll be light on your feet all day."
"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."
"When I go off the grid, my main source of light will be fireflies. Oh, and the glow that will come from the epic love poem I am writing for you."
"I sold ten bags of hellos for five bags of goodbyes. I’d say that’s a good profit. Or it was, before I blew all my goodbyes on ex lovers."
"Both of the items were used in an attempted murder, but hers was a dagger, and mine was a baby’s rubber bottle nipple. That was the last time I took a stab at love."