More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I don’t want to develop—I want to evelop, because it’s more positive. Similarly, would you rather your love evolve or devolve? That’s why if you need me, I’ll be on the sofa trying to evelop myself as a person."
"I told her I'd rather talk about her, instead of listening to her drone on about the weather. Little did I know she was an aspiring meteorologist."
"Instead of reciting her an original love poem using words, I think I’ll use my tongue to more creatively explore the deepest parts of her."
"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."
"To get people to notice you, you must be unique. If I were invisible, everybody would see me for who I am as a person."