I match my pajamas to my comforter so I can disappear into s... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I match my pajamas to my comforter so I can disappear into sleep. I’m camouflaged into noonexistence, where I don’t wake up until 12:00 PM."
"I match my pajamas to my comforter so I can disappear into sleep. I’m camouflaged into noonexistence, where I don’t wake up until 12:00 PM."
"She said love her or be tortured by her. I replied, "Torture would be less painful."She didn't realize that I'm a true romantic."
"A tree with red leaves is like an old man with gray hair. Likewise, my love for you was blue, but now it’s orange, and that’s a compliment."
"Quicksand is nature’s way of saying slow down. Me pushing you in quicksand is my way of saying be still and let me love you. Isn’t it funny how a lasso looks like a noose?"
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."
"In the long run, even a marathon looks like a sprint. This is how I can love with such Roger Bannisteresque intensity."