More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future."
"I mined my mind, and I found no love. My heart is where excavation yields gold, and if you dig me as much as I dig you, we can both get rich."
"Wisdom is knowing when you are being patient, and when you are wasting time by waiting."
"On Knowledge: You know that I know you know, but I want you to know that I know you know I know you know I know. It’s important for you to know that, you know?"
"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."