More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I like grape juice. Fermented grape juice—wine. It’s the drink of choice for champions. I know because I asked a bunch of winners."
"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"I belong, and my penis, it be long."
"You are not your body. You are the sum of all your actions, and they live on after your body dies. You may be mortal, but your brand is eternal."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."