I make furniture that can be used as weapons. The most dange... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I make furniture that can be used as weapons. The most dangerous piece of furniture is the Loveseat."
"I make furniture that can be used as weapons. The most dangerous piece of furniture is the Loveseat."
"White letters plus white paper equals invisibility. Just because you can’t see my love for you, doesn’t mean I didn’t write about it."
"A follow-up letter is best when not written on the back of a suicide note. Remember this next time you’re at a networking event, unless your new connection is a mortician."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."
"Trying to hide my feelings to avoid getting hurt just ends up hurting not only myself—but also the person I am hiding my feelings from."
"I must be a great leader because many people follow me. Most of the people are police officers, if that gives you any indication of my character."