I make furniture that can be used as weapons. The most dange... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I make furniture that can be used as weapons. The most dangerous piece of furniture is the Loveseat."
"I make furniture that can be used as weapons. The most dangerous piece of furniture is the Loveseat."
"The last 33 years of my life have been a blur, like a hummingbird’s beating wings. Time flies, but not backwards, like a hummingbird can."
"My life is but a firefly’s flicker, so I’d better use my brief moment to light up the darkness that covers her path."
"The strands of DNA are like strings, and it’s as if I am a walking guitar, a musical being whose vibration can be heard as love."
"77 degrees in the fall feels cold, and 77 degrees in the spring feels hot. That’s why I’m selling year-round-nudity for half-price."
"My heartbeat is a pulse, and it pumps out sonic vibrations that resonate with her mind as she lays her head on my chest. Listen silently and you can hear the frequency of love."