More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Instead of reciting her an original love poem using words, I think I’ll use my tongue to more creatively explore the deepest parts of her."
"Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Astaire."
"If love came in a cardboard tube, I’d probably send it priority mail. But I’d make you pay for shipping."
"Flower petals in the breeze look like a butterfly flapping its wings. My love for you takes flight like a white orchid blushing pink."
"I just bought some cargo pants, so I can deliver goods at the speed of a walk. It’s an environmentally friendly #startup."