The strands of DNA are like strings, and it’s as if I am a w... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The strands of DNA are like strings, and it’s as if I am a walking guitar, a musical being whose vibration can be heard as love."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I just started working the graveyard shift at the cemetery. Come to think of it, every shift at the cemetery is the graveyard shift."
"I want to be so successful that my secretary needs a secretary."
"Is it easier to get you to do what I want with a fist to your face, or a gentle pat on the back and a handshake? Let this be a lesson in power."
"I have a doctorate degree from the School of Hard Knocks. I studied door-to-door salesmanship. This was before the doorbell was invented."
"I feel like dancing. If I bring an extra wheelchair for you, would you like to join me?"