More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I breathe onto a mirror just to make sure I’m still alive, and to see how good looking my breath is."
"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."
"If anybody is looking to rent a dancing partner for an evening, I have one left in stock. That one is me, and I am on sale ‘til Tuesday at two."
"Would you mind a mind blindfold, a block on your imagination? You couldn’t create a fantasy world to live in, but you could create a life for yourself without irrational fears of the future."
"Politically, I feel out of touch, like I’m wearing gloves—boxing gloves. We need to go bareknuckle to beat back the entrenched establishment."