I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I off... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"I’ll be your Dostoevsky, if you’ll be my Tolstoy. Our life together will be so full of despair that death will be like a gulag full of joy."
"I’ll stand by you forever. Or at least until noon, and then I’ll go stand under the cabana. Isn’t love amazing?"
"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."
"With any new business deal, don’t think about how much you can afford to get—think about how much you can afford to give. A spirit of giving will allow you to get."
"I love Huey Lewis, but not the News, because the News is too depressing."