More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My past is black and my future is blank. My only canvas is the present. The best color to paint with is love."
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."
"I gave her a hundred dollar bill. She said, “Thanks, how can I repay you?” I replied, “Two fifties would be good, but three fifties would be better."
"Life is about having an attitude of gratitude. And grabitude. Seriously, you’ve got to take stuff. What, do you think someone’s just going to hand you what you want?"
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."