More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."
"I don't own the sunset, but I have a free yearly membership to stream whenever it's on, and this is a life perk that makes me wealthy."
"The business of business is people, not products or services. Take care of the people, and the people will take care of you."
"I feel like dancing. If I bring an extra wheelchair for you, would you like to join me?"
"I match my pajamas to my comforter so I can disappear into sleep. I’m camouflaged into noonexistence, where I don’t wake up until 12:00 PM."