More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"For our first date we went Dutch. We would have gone another nationality, but they are the tallest."
"When she tried to seduce me, I got suspicious, thinking she was just after my massive fortune. Then I relaxed, when I remembered I'm poor."
"Knocking on a door is so violent. Instead, try talking to the door to get it to open up to you. I should write a self-help book for door-to-door salesmen."