More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I sip my coffee like I fall in love—alone in a field of flowers, writing poetry for the mailman, who delivers love letters, but never gets any."
"My goal is to be as forgiving as a man with amnesia, but love as if I remember and cherish all the things you do that make me smile."
"I’ll stand by you forever. Or at least until noon, and then I’ll go stand under the cabana. Isn’t love amazing?"
"The truth is like a nipple: the more you twist it, the more somebody is going to get hurt."
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."