I’d row a gondola like a column is not a row. My coffee may... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’d row a gondola like a column is not a row. My coffee may be cold, but my love is warm. When are you going to wake up and drink it?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me."
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
"You are not your body. You are the sum of all your actions, and they live on after your body dies. You may be mortal, but your brand is eternal."
"Her love used to be my lighthouse, and now it feels like I'm treading water in the dark. I’ll bet as soon as I start swimming, the sun will rise and color the sky with the romance of rose."
"If I were hairy, would you vacuum my chest before we made love? I’d probably have enough chip crumbs in it to feed the homeless, because I’m a charitable kind of guy."