More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Dinner was a riot, but the food was bland, so I doused it with pepper spray. The chef wanted to protest, but he didn’t, because I had the pepper spray."
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"When I lost her I gained the future, because she was my past, and she freed me to become who I was born to be."
"I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is it's the one right after the next to the last one."
"A sofa on an elevator would be like a slow roller coaster where you get to work on your small talk skills. Oh yes, I am an adrenaline junky."