I’m just going to keep plugging away until I find success—or... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’m just going to keep plugging away until I find success—or an electrical socket that works. This is the secret to gaining worldly power."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A circular table that spins around is a great way to make a romantic dinner for two with three people less awkward. I’ll pay for myself, I promise."
"I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the inside. That’s how love works. At first you want in, and then you want out."
"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."
"What can I say about love that’s never been said by me or anyone else? Well, sometimes love smells like my farts, after I eat a dozen roses."
"In my memory her love shimmers, glimmers, and glitters the way light on black water reflects like diamonds, the treasure that was us."