More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"It’s not uncommon for me to be early to meetings by as much as a half a gallon. I guess the reason I am so punctual is because I have a very fluid concept of time."
"In a battle of believability, the winner is the one with the best body language, not the clearest logic."
"Logos on designer clothes don't make me feel like I've got a strong personal brand. No clothes make the man. Even wearing no clothes I'm still me."
"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."
"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."