More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people."
"A writer used to live life like Julius Seizure: I came, I saw, I queried. Now you can take control of your consciousness and self-publish."
"I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely."
"I had a second friend come over to my house, and do you know what I called her? A refill. If relationships aren’t drinkable, why do we thirst for them so much?"
"I should combine a car bumper with a belt, for a fashion accessory that’s safe for office romances. Powdered love poetry sold separately."