I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some. - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now."But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast."
"You don’t need batteries for an introduction. Buy my Networking in a Box today and see for yourself. (Handshakes sold separately.)"
"My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk."
"My love burns for you like I’m an arsonist and marshmallows-on-sticks salesman. $2.99 each, or 5 for $10."
"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."