When two people are cuddled close, they can really warm up o... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"When two people are cuddled close, they can really warm up one burrito. It may take all night, but I like my cheese melted. #CuddleChampion"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She was a tall drink of water from Tallahassee, and I was an instant-coffee kind of lover. I got her so hot that neither one of could go to sleep until the ambulance finally came to a complete stop."
"When I win, it’s because I’m skilled. When I lose, it’s because my opponent is lucky. But when I fall in love, it’s because I’m lucky and she’s skilled."
"An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."
"My love is powdered sunshine. Just add water. (Warning: Do NOT attempt to snort it or distribute as a healthy cocaine substitute.)"