I never loved another person the way I loved myself. - Mae West

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."

"Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided."

"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure."

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."

"Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one."