I never loved another person the way I loved myself. - Mae West

"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better."

"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."

"Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from."

"Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art."