#innuendo

"If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised."

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."

"She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong."

"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun."

"I never loved another person the way I loved myself."