More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A sofa on an elevator would be like a slow roller coaster where you get to work on your small talk skills. Oh yes, I am an adrenaline junky."
"Love may make you feel blue, love may make you feel green, and sometimes love may even make you feel turquoise or teal. Depression and envy get all the pretty shades of description, and I love that, but in a pink/purple kind of way."
"Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communication always gets in the way of communication."
"Everyone’s different, and in that way everyone’s the same. Stand out by sitting down. Try my love seat—it’s made for two people, so you can be comfortably obese."
"I know half, and I know two guys who each know half of half, so together we’re altogether. Let this be a lesson in networking."