More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Mannequin parts disassembled and discombobulated coming together for a good cause—to sell some clothes. That’s what charity is all about."
"I morphed from a fly to a flower to a butterfly, which is like a combination flower and fly. I thought I was in love, but I was merely asleep."
"You can use your mouth to speak the words I love you, or you can use your mouth to kiss me and transport love from your mind to my heart."
"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."
"Growing marijuana is like having a Pharmacy Farm, and of all the drugs, the ones from Mother Nature are the best."