I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."
"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."
"She moves through my memory the way the gentle river waves turn the setting sun's rays into a nostalgic light show."
"01210 is a pyramid, & worms move like handicapped snakes. My dream belongs in a wheelchair, because I just spilled coffee all over my sleep."
"She wants to teach me to dance, but how do you instruct water to flow? I'm so fluid all you can do is swim in my moves and drink my essence."
"People with money have to worry about who their real friends are. I don’t have that problem for two reasons: I don’t have any money, and I don’t have any friends."
"I just invented a device that eliminates vice. It looks like a bottle of booze, only it’s empty, because I just drank it."