I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I f... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I like eating extra-virgin coconut oil. That’s like super non-fucked coconut oil."
"When I lost her I gained the future, because she was my past, and she freed me to become who I was born to be."
"I’m 33, and an 18-year-old girl called me old. I said, “You may be temporarily young, but you’ll forever be childish.” Then I put gum in her hair."
"My words and my ideas are my property, and I’ll keep and protect them as surely as I do my stable of unicorns."
"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."