I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I f... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Meatloaf is graphable in how far ahead it is in likeability categories. You can also play Mop the Floor with it. I make love like I make dinner that makes cleaning the kitchen more fun for the whole family."
"I want to be so successful that my secretary needs a secretary."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"The darkness has ink eyes, and if you stare long enough, you’re going to see it blink black. That’s the moment to start writing."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."