More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My love has a flow like a flower, so it’s best if you water it with the fragrance of romance, which has the aroma of loyalty."
"I’m going to go out on a limb and say that’s the best place to hang a noose. More politicians need to be sticking their necks out for us."
"What reading level is the word love? It’s a four-letter word everybody knows the meaning of, but nobody can define it."
"If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now."
"If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now."But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast."