More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I drank her essence, and it’s like she never existed and now I’m thirsty again. Let this be a lesson in love."
"I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it’s time to let some laundry into your life."
"Love is 60% water, because a human being, the essence of love, is 60% water. But that’s the other 40% made up of? Easy—mint green tea and honey."
"Wisdom is knowing when you are being patient, and when you are wasting time by waiting."
"The naked truth is anything but naked. But it will be soon enough, if I keep giving it alcohol."