"Love is 60% water, because a human being, the essence of love, is 60% water. But that’s the other 40% made up of? Easy—mint green tea and honey."
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"The goodbad news is she only stole half. The badgood news is she stole half. And when it’s love that’s been stolen, a hole the size of half your heart feels like the whole thing has been taken."
"If you want me, you’d better hurry. Act now, supplies are limited."
"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."