"Love is 60% water, because a human being, the essence of love, is 60% water. But that’s the other 40% made up of? Easy—mint green tea and honey."
"My heartbeat is a pulse, and it pumps out sonic vibrations that resonate with her mind as she lays her head on my chest. Listen silently and you can hear the frequency of love."
"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."
"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."
"Once a Ponce a time she made me feel like a conquistador. Now her memory is just a breeze seen in swaying Spanish moss."
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."