I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea wh... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it’s time to let some laundry into your life."
"I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it’s time to let some laundry into your life."
"My advice to aspiring writers is to read more, write more, and network more. More, more, and more. Then, after you've done all that, do it some more."
"I network like a Spanish Inquisitor. I am very good at extracting relevant information. And if you resist, you’ll only confirm your heresy."
"To be angry is easy, but to forgive is hard. That's why to love is easy, and to love is hard. I try to be so hard that I'm soft, like a liquid rock, fluid and forgiving, but unmovable in my resolve."
"She had eyes like sunsets, and every time she blinked it felt like the end of the world, otherwise known as night."
"The best part about being a writer is being able to communicate with people without moving my lips. The mouth is better used for kissing."