More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I spoke like a spoke on a wheel, as I went around and around without actually saying what I wanted to say. I was love flustered."
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."
"Once a Ponce a time she made me feel like a conquistador. Now her memory is just a breeze seen in swaying Spanish moss."
"The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat."
"I wrote you a love letter. I used invisible ink to show I was being transparent with my feelings. And also to hide my feelings."