The naked truth is anything but naked. But it will be soon e... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The naked truth is anything but naked. But it will be soon enough, if I keep giving it alcohol."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My eyes are bronze, my hair is turning silver, and my heart is gold. Oh, and my love for you belongs in the Olympics, because it’s Special."
"I’ll wear a maze on a necklace, dangling over my chest, because if you want to get at my heart, you have to be ready to lose yourself."
"On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57."
"I mined my clone’s thoughts. I hope he doesn’t mind."
"I don’t eat Sloppy Joes. I eat Tidy Josephs."