"We no longer know each other. Hell, I barely know myself these days. I brush my teeth and look in the mirror and think, “Who is this guy taking care of my oral hygiene?"
"Man has two legs and chairs have four, because we were made to stand out, not sit down—or be sat on. You are your brand—you are not a piece of furniture. Well, this applies to everyone except my grandma, but she’s dead, so she really doesn’t mind being used as a coat rack."
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
"I have liquid lips, and my kisses are smooth as wine. Why pour you a glass when you can drink from the bottle?"